is your name actually apricot?
absolutely not

where are you from?
the uk!

how’d you get into this?
i got really pissed and decided that my shoddy lovehoney reviews deserved their own platform. it’s not the worst impulse decision i’ve ever made but my three-tier dehydrator knocks it out the park

what are your favourite toys?
so far – the hitachi magic wand rechargeable, njoy large pure plug, njoy pure wand, tantus pack & play 02, the eroscillator

what makes a toy good for you?
my preferences lean towards wands or external vibes with broad, ergonomic shapes and rumbly vibrations, heavy stainless steel, plug-ins get extra brownie points over rechargeables, super squishy silicone, perverse magical girl themes, and extra thick and/or oil-based lubes

what was your first sex toy?
a rocks off 80mm. still rec it!

will you send me a video/photos of you using x? i need it for super legit research purposes

will you review my product?
i don’t review toys made from sus materials (jelly, rubber, pvc), pills, potions, supplements, or video/audio porn (v few exceptions), but otherwise shoot me an email and we can talk about it

why don’t you post very often?