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The lovely Big Gay Review and Emmeline Peaches both nominated me for this real neat blog feature (thankyouuuu!) and I’ve finally got around to doing it – the questions were different on both posts, so I went ahead and glued a few together and removed a couple that I didn’t want to or wasn’t able to answer properly.

If you opened this in your inbox expecting a review then just click the back button now – this is pure fluff with an absolute minimum of sex toy chatter. There’ll be another review in two days or so, though!

Why did you start blogging?
I needed a fun, lightweight hobby. I grossly underestimated this.

If your site had a goal, what would it be? How do you feel you’re doing with that goal, right now? How do you feel you’ve done with that goal over all?
No real goals; I just wanna provide useful, easy-to-consume reviews that aren’t irritating to read, filled with jargon or otherwise unhelpful.

How has blogging influenced your life?
I receive more emails containing the word ‘rectum’. Anal. Sphincter. The backdoor. My inbox is a veritable treasure trove of butt terminology.

What is your favorite part of blogging?
Do you have any idea how nice some people in the sex toy industry are? Hand-written notes! Stickers! I get so many emails with smiley faces in! People have apologised (this isn’t remotely necessary but it’s very nice) for their stuff not agreeing with my body! It’s super cute.

What website on the entire web, besides your own, do you spend the most time on?
etsy, ebay, and shorpy.com.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Someone who wears a lavender suit on the regular.

Gotta ask one toy question. Name your absolute favorite sex toy. (More than one is fine.)
I can’t pick one so here’s an approximate top five –

  • My large & XL Julian Snelling princess plugs
  • Lelo Smart Wand large
  • Tantus Pack & Play no.2
  • Vixskin Mustang
  • Fun Factory Sharevibe

What is the most important thing about you that you want everyone to know?
I know everyone else is glad that cheap patterned classic vibes and odd animal-themed vibrating eggs are on their way out and the sex toy industry is marching towards a very samey, smooth aesthetic, but I kind of like all that. Look at this! And the floral granny pattern on this! And this!

Who is your favorite superhero and why?

I’ve had this on my desktop for two years and still don’t know if it’s fake or not. Whoops.

(I think I’m meant to nominate other people to do this now but afaik most people have already done it, so consider it an open nomination!)

 

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