Bonuses! I’m really looking forward to trying out that latex bow and I’ve only had a sneaky taste of the lube so far but it tastes exactly like the raspberry sauce they put on Mr Whippy ice creams. 99-ers? Is that what they’re called now?
I honestly feel like if Stevie Nicks made dildos it’d look like this one. It’s so pretty! That little patch at the top of it shimmers exactly how an opal does when you turn it from side to side, or when you let it hit the light. I think I might have to make a couple of gifs to truly do it justice, it’s just so magical-fairy-elf-princess-white-witchy-esque. Maybe I’ll even try and charge it? Would that be going too far?