“I was decorating while you were out, and…”
Hi, I’m a girl with a fruity name from the UK! I’ve just entered my twenties and I love sex toys and I love reviewing, so I decided to combine the two and hopefully-maybe-someday help people make an informed choice when it comes to their sexual pleasure.
I especially love glass dildos, extra girly looking toys, magic wands of all sizes and varieties, toys that come in unusual colours, rechargeables, and bdsm/pet-play. I don’t love ‘realistic’ – as in, shaped like a penis – dildos, jelly rubber, hard plastic vibes, and I’ve only met one rabbit so far that’s managed to make me a real happy bunny.