sales & freebies



Do you know what Tantus do really, really well? Aside from making top notch booOOOooody-safe toys? Halloween! I recommend you follow them on twittertumblr, instagram and facebook this month for some top-secret codes and maybe even a flash sale or two. Keep your eyes peeled, little pumpkins! I promise I’m done now.

  • New product alert! Tantus have just launched their new perfect plug, a plug with their signature curved base, a thin neck and a tapered head. Perfect indeed. It’s usually $32 but with this next deal you could get it for $24…
  • It’s 25% off all plugs all month! Just enter code ‘CHEEKY’ at checkout. The Neo‘s a great all-rounder plug, but the Meteorite is great for beginners or the Twist for texture-lovers.
  • Cop yourself an exclusive limited edition toy! Tantus have a very limited run of favourites like the Goddess, Sport, Slow Drive and many more in colours you might never see again; don’t hesitate because they’re running out pretty fast!

Lovehoney UK

  • £10 off & free delivery when you spend over £50 at Lovehoney all month!
  • Exciting stuff – Lovehoney have expanded their own brand line and now stock their own harness-compatible silicone dildos! At £15 and £20 respectively they’re affordable, body-safe, and even have a slot for a bullet vibe to hang out in. Pick from the curved purple or slimline black!
  • The bondage bundles just keep getting better; pick from 3 for £15, 3 for £60, or 3 for £100!
  • In addition to the bondage bundle sales and their regular 3 for £10 and 3 for £50 offers, Lovehoney have recently added a 3 for £75 offer, which is my favourite so far – featuring every single Tenga 3D module, Fun Factory b-balls, JimmyJane candles, and a bunch of other items, you get a lot of bang for your buck and can save up to 50%.
  • Tenga eggs are still two for £15! If I had a dick, these are what I’d want to put it in.
  • Two for £15 on selected buttplugs, including three new silicone ones!
  • 2 for £20 on the new Sensual Intimates range! Less fruity and sugary than most sex shop bath goodies, this includes a ginger bath milk, citrus, rosewater and cedar candles and generous gift packs.
  • 3 for £20 on selected personal grooming and enhancement products! The Sliquid Splash mango shower wash is in there…mmm, mango.
  • 10% off all Yes lube products; the oil-based version is pretty much my nsfw holy grail and I use it for everything. Dry elbows? Chapped lips? Wanna put some steel in my butt? It does it all.
  • And finally, it’s two for £20 or just the one for £15 on selected glass dildos.

Simply Pleasure

Simply Pleasure’s sale is disappearing quickly, so make sure to take advantage of it while you can! Several luxury items are heavily reduced, including the We-Vibe Thrill, the Ceramix line, the Swan Clutch kegel balls, and the Leaf Fresh, Spirit, and Touch.

As always, terms & conditions apply on all codes and offers – see here for details!